So I was washing my boat in the driveway and one of the (married) neighbor ladies comes around drinking some lemonade and starts talking about my dog crapped in her lawn. So i sprayed her with the hose.
- Chris Bishop. July 28, 2010 @ 11:16am
Does anyone know how to get rid of the dots around my logo? I just noticed them.
- Chris Bishop. July 26, 2010 @ 2:24am
Is the world cup over yet? Seriously, I like soccer aka football as much as the next sports fan but once the USA was knocked out I just got sick of it. Why would I watch or do something I wasn't already the best at. I went to Germany in college and got with so many hot chicks during the world cup once. Actually, i think it was the olympics. either way i'm not watching germany win it all again i don't care what the octupus says. we beat them at world war 2 and we would be them at world cup if we didn't already lose.
- Chris Bishop. July 8, 2010 @ 9:53am
It's college basketball season again, and it's an awesome time to be a guy like me with a seroious gambling problem! I filled out my bracket at work and here's my final four: Marquette, Louisville, Gonzaga, Michigan State. I've got Gonzaga beating Louisville in the finals, 147-56. I could have played basketball and college but i chose to focus on my business studies. Seriously, the coach was begging me but I knew that sports glory was fleeting and business glory lasts until you die.
- Chris Bishop. March 18, 2010 @ 4:09pm
Old people shouldn't drive.
- Chris Bishop. August 11, 2009 @ 10:04am
I totally forgot about my blog! I've basically have flexible hours at work during the summer which allows me to lay by the pool with my wife in her bikini. This woman is smoking hot i don't know how I ever landed her. All joking aside, I could probably give you 20 reasons why I landed her. 1. i have a very high paying job. 2. i have three cars (03 Buick LeSabre, 08 Buick Enclave, 09 GMC Sierra) 3. i work out 2-3 times a day. The list goes on and I, I won't waste both of our time listing everything. Anyhow, she used to model in Milan and Paris and New York City. On our first date I took her on a helicopter ride so let's just say she fell head over heels. She quite literally fell out of the helicopter. No longer able to model, I've supported her since the accident. I may or may not be sleeping with her equally hot sister *wink wink*. UPDATE: I'M NOT REALLY SLEEPING WITH HER! MY BROTHER IN LAW CAME OVER HER AND STARTED SMASHING MY BOAT WITH A GOLF CLUB AFTER HE READ MY BLOG! I GAVE HIM THOSE CLUBS AS A GIFT! I CALLED THE POLICE. IN THE END WE ALL HAD A BEER (EVEN THE COPS(YES ON DUTY)) AND LAUGHED ABOUT IT AND HE IS PAYING FOR THE BOAT DAMAGE.
- Chris Bishop. July 27, 2009 @ 6:56pm
Well a lot of girls and a few gay dudes have been asking to see a picture of me so I snapped a pic of my work badge for your viewing pleasure.
- Chris Bishop. June 18, 2009 @ 2:50pm
Well I finally got my sh*t together and put up a website! I'm not good with computers so don't rush me! Seriously, back off dude! I am up at 5:30am jogging and at the office by 7:30am before most of you internet dorks have even opened your eyes. I have very important clients all over the word so I can't be up to all hours of the night playing playstation 2 or aztec adventure on sega master system. I have clocks in my office set to time zones all over the world with city names under them like Paris, Rome, Berlin and Jokkmokk. Hey does anyone know how to change a websites background color? UPDATE: Forget it. I like the background white.
- Chris Bishop. June 18, 2009 @ 1:59pm